Yeah, but there are plenty of other little skanks in our town. How could he do this to me? Well, you said yourself, you knew this thing with Jake wasn't gonna last. Oh, well, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, but I actually I was just kidding. Kind of like, 'If there really is a God, why is there so much sorrow in the world?' or, 'How have I managed to keep living in this house all these years?' You know, I'm tempted to sleep with you just to get back at him. What the hell is wrong with your son? That is a question for the ages.

Hey, do you think there would ever be a chance I could get them both together You're adorable. What can I say? I was young and naive back then. On the other, the elusive mother-daughter combo.Д«ut last time you were here, you were saying that Tammy was the love of your life and you wanted to marry her. Okay, I On one hand, your behavior is despicable. Imagine Tammy at 18, in a string bikini, crying on your shoulder, saying, 'Why can't all guys be like you?' Walden? Oh, sorry, I was still imagining.ДЄshley, had just broken up with her boyfriend and Tammy was asleep. Well, by all accounts, I was a happy baby. That's it, I'm killing him! Dad! Dad! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Okay, walk me through this. Jake, did you even once consider that there were other people involved? Yeah, of course. I just didn't think it would be the one that came from my uterus. You were supposed to be tutoring her in math! What were you thinking? Jake tutoring math? What were you thinking? I figured you were gonna find another girl someday. You know, it was your idea for us to spend time together. I trusted you to be a good influence on Ashley. Wait, wait, y-you slept with your girlfriend's daughter? Jerry Springer is taped before a live studio audience. I don't think they really Tell them! Ow! It was her daughter. Oh, well, you know, sometimes relationships run their course Tell them who it was. Um, I broke up with Tammy to see another girl. Wait, what-what the hell is going on? Tell them. Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men Men, men, men, manly men, men, men Ooh Men, men, men, manly men Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men Ooh Men, men, men, manly men, men, men Ah. Get back here, you son of a bitch! I am gonna kill you! I sense that he didn't tell us everything. Where the hell is he?! I assume that you're talking Jake! Uh-oh, uh-oh. Get this- one time I made the guys stick their things in pudding. Yeah, it actually helps to focus on my career. So, are you doing okay? I know breakups can be hard. Uh, u-unrecognizable differences? Yeah, you know, when you can't see what the problem is, but you just have to break up anyway. What happened? We just decided it wasn't gonna work out. So, uh, how are things with you and Tammy? Actually, we broke up. Uh, why would you do that? It's called earning respect, Dad. I made this one guy chug a tray of hot dog water. So, uh, so what's going on? Anything new in the Army? Oh, did I tell you I got promoted? I'm in charge of three other guys in the kitchen now. I hate to be the one to break up this happy reunion, but you both do realize this is not your home. What a nice surprise to have you home for the weekend. The bottom line is, I think your son is terrific.ДЄnd I know what we have isn't gonna last forever, but it's what I want in my life right now.ДЄnd I don't know when the last time you had sex with a 19-year-old boy was, but it is a lot of fun. I-I don't understand why you're with Jake. I took one look at his ass and I thought, I don't want to tattoo that, I want to bite that. How'd you two meet? A couple of us guys from the base went out drinking, and they bet me a hundred bucks that I wouldn't get this tattoo of two arms coming out of my butt crack.

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